Marquette, Michigan – July 15, 2014 – My pal and I were out walking the other night on the bike path behind Domino’s when we came across this big ol’ toad that was just chillin’ on the pavement.


“Did you ever wonder if you could really get high from toad-licking?” my friend wondered aloud.
“Nope, I guess the thought’s never crossed my mind,” I answered. “Toads remind me of fairy tales… You know, kiss a frog and *poof!* you have a prince.”