ANSWER: “Gee I Forgot It, I Better Come Outside With You”
Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff is the new president of Huxley College. His cavalier attitude toward education is not reserved for his son Frank, who is seeing the college widow, Connie Bailey. Frank influences Wagstaff to recruit two football players to beat rival school Darwin. But Wagstaff mistakenly hires misfits Baravelli and Pinky. Finding out Darwin has beaten him to the “real” players, Wagstaff enlists Baravelli and Pinky to kidnap them, which leads to an anarchic football finale.